Okay since Ashley is so bad at updating this thing she has given me the task of doing it.  Let me warn you, school has been in for almost three complete months now.  We have a lot more new and original Elliottisms!  Yay for the off the wall craziness of Marge!  Here goes:

"I'm and equal oppurtunity offender"

"Feel free to ask GOOD questions.  Try to make sure that they are good questions."

"We love Fidel. [Fidel Castro]  He gives us a reason to get up in the morning and point our guns at someone."

"Osiris (God of the dead) and Isis (His sister) get together and create Horus."

"They're hungry little boogers aren't they?"

"They're gonna be calling us down to the redneck assembly soon."

"Period three is my prep period so I don't have to listen."

"For thirty years you can act like a jerk, and someone will make amovie about you."

"The tenth graders turned me to the dark side."

"Is Tut in L.A. right now?"

"My glass is half full in spite of everything."

"If I'm gonna have to make up a story for you guys, I'm gonna put in some kinky shit!"

"I threaten people constantly.  It's part of the job."

"Now, I'm going to say a special word... pornography!"

"Hmmm... nice digs. Cute."

"Oh my God!  They're naked!"

"And man, you gott a live with her."

"Little body parts sticking here and there in the dirt..."

"Would you get your big sized feet out of the way!"

"Why are those little children in the hall annoying me?"

"It's mug shot Monday.  She yells at everyone on mug shot Monday."

"I'm so glad I have those little ding dong momments sometimes."

"I'm getting student kooties."

"Oh man this is bad.  I need to be God today.  That's why I got my ladder out."

"I just wasn't in the mood to make lamb-ka-bobs."

"Orgiastic splendor..."

"Bull-leaping... And you thought cow tipping was special."

"Clytemnestra... sounds like and STD to me."

"Orgiastic splendor is awesome!"

"No but I can rub your head..."

"The red hat society...  It's a cult!"

"Good we killed of Alexander in one day."

"It was like having an elite psycopath."

"Unfortunately he married a ho (whore)."

"Smile kiddies.  It's note taking time!"

"They're like super minjas and they guard the pope."

"There's puddles of nuclear crap all over Eastern Europe.  It's the Russians fault!"

"Eastern Europe is crap!"

"I'm a professional procrastinator."

"Welcome to Plato.  Let me eat you now!"

"I'm a wild woman in the kitchen!"

ENJOY!!!!!

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                                    Quoations & Elliotisms

       -This is a site dedicated to Mrs. Elliott, the coolest history teacher-

Here are a few of the comments, quotes, and just plain random things that are said by Mrs. Elliott in AP history.

         -If you ever want to become a totalitarian ruler and decide to invade Russia, do it in May.

         -Don't buy a dog in Russia.

         -"Here is Great Britain, France and the rest of that European crap."

         -Nobody can take your education...unless you're dead....then you don't need it.

         -Don't date an Amish guy who has just gotten out of the Amish community.

         -"I'm a bitch today so don't piss me off."

        -Metro doors will shut on you.

         -"Okay bandolas, go to bandland."

         -"What do you want...go away, your disturbing me!"

         -" I feel a little guilty, but it's not that bad."

         -The Battle of the Bulge was not a diet company slogan.

         -" Yeah, yeah, yeah.......SHUT UP!"

         -"There's all that crap in the Pacific...."

         -"My brain is only good for half the day."

         -"STOP BABBLING!!!!!!"

         -"Do I LOOK like I know?!"

         - Be nice to those brown-nosers from Mechanicsburg.

         -"They don't have beaches....that's lame."

         -Musicals are as British as warm beer.

         -"Mr. Yeck is fun on a field trip so don't bitch!"

         -The Munich Pact is the one that the weenies signed.

         -"You guys are great bullshitters."

         -"Get in, sit down, and shut up!"

         -"Let's go,damnit!"

         -Junior high kids should not do a fertility dance.

         -May Day was crap.

         -Germans wanted somebody to love them.

         -Don't get sucked down into the big vaccumous hole like the rest of those stupid people.

         -You can't reach out and touch insurance but everybody needs it.

         -The Cuban Missile Crisis: It's like camping!

         -"We had a rebellious French exchange student. She was awesome."

         -Rocky and Bullwinkle is anti-russian propaganda.

         -"What the hell is hello kitty!?"

         -"I gave you all a treat, now do what I want!"

                       NOTE: Elliottisms will be added to as more are born.

On to other news:

              - Marching Band is over.....Free at last, free at last, God almighty we are free at last....

              -Life is good...

              -Yes, I am legal....

              -Senior year can't be over soon enough....so much drama....

              -Only a few weeks until 2005 is over...yeah....

              -Keep warm this winter with a snuggly boy...what don't have one, well get on him.. um i mean..it...

 FOOD 4 THOUGHT: Nope, still nothing...

This concludes your news. Tune in next time for Elliotisms, news and my random thoughts, insults, puns, and everything else...Gracis..